Privacy

Last updated 24 July 2026.

Short version: we collect what is needed to take your money and send you a parcel, and nothing else. There is no advertising network, no analytics script, and no third-party tracker anywhere on this site.

What we collect

Your cart is stored in your own browser's local storage. It never leaves your device until you ask for a price or start checkout.

Who we share it with

We do not sell, rent or trade your data to anyone, for any purpose, ever.

How long we keep it

Order records are kept for as long as needed to handle returns, warranty claims and tax obligations, then deleted.

Your rights

Email support@retard.ink to get a copy of the data we hold about you, correct it, or have it erased. We will action it within 30 days.

Cookies

This site sets no tracking or advertising cookies. Stripe sets its own cookies on its hosted checkout page, which is required for payments and fraud prevention to work.